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1. Three old buddies are out for a walk. Old guy #1 says, "Windy, isn't it?"Old guy #2 says, "No, it's Thursday!"Old guy #3 says, "So am I. Let's go get milk shake."

2 An old geezer says to his buddy, "I hear you're getting married""Yes, I am!""Have I met her?""Nope!""Is she good looking?""Not especially.""Can she cook?""Not really very well.""Is she loaded?""Nope! Poor as a church mouse.""Well, then, why do you want to marry her?""Because she still drives!"