jokes

1 A woman arrived home and saw a man breaking into her house. She called her husband, then called the police. The husband rushed home and saw the intoxicated man leaving his house. It was someone he knew. So he went over to talk to him. They chatted by the side of the road long enough for the police to arrive and arrest him.

2 Two men escaped a prison in Vermont. When they were caught in New York City, they were found with this To Do list:Drive to MaineGet safer place to stay Buy guns Get Marie Get car in Dartmouth Do robbery Go to New York