JOKES

1 THE FARMER'S SON WAS RETURNING FROM THE COUNTY FAIR WITH THE CRATE OF CHICKENS HIS FATHER HAD GIVEN HIM WHEN SUDDENLY THE BOX FELL AND BROKE OPEN CHCIKENS FLEW EVERYWHERE BUT THE DETERMINED BOY WALKED ALL OVER THE FIELD GATHERING UP THE WAYWARD BIRD AND RETURNING THEM TO THE REPAIRRED CRATE HOPING HE HAD FOUND THEM ALL THE BOY RELUCTANLY RETURNED HOME EXPECTING THE WORST PA I'M SORRY THE CHICKENS GOT LOOSE THE BOY CONFEESSED SADLY BUT I DID MANAGE TO FIND ALL TWLVE OF THEM WELL YOU DID REAL GOOD THERE SON THE FARMER BEAM YOU LEFT HERE WITH EIGHT

2 WHICH SIDE OF THE CHICKEN HAS THE MOST FEATHERS
THE OUTSIDE

3 WHAT KIND OF SHOES DO THE CHICKENS WEAR TO CROSS THE ROAD
REE BOK BOK BOKS

4 THE CUSTOMER WANTED TO BUY A CHCIKEN AND THE BUTCHER HAD ONLY ONE IN STOCK HE WEIGHED IT AND SAID THIS ONE'S A BEAUTY THAT WILL BE 4. 25 OH BUT THAT ISN'T QUITE LARGE ENOUGH SAID THE CUSTOMER THE BUTCHER PUT THE CHICKEN BACK IN THE REFRIGATOR ROLLED IT AROUND ON THE ICE SEVERAL TIMES THEN PLACED IT BACK ON THE SCALE AGAN THIS ONE IS 5 50 HE SAID ADDING HIS THUMB TO THE WEIGHT OH THAT'S GREAT SAID THE CUSTOMER I'LL TAKE BOTH OF THEM


5 WHY DID THE CHCIKEN CROSS THE ROAD
TO PROVE TO THE POSSUM THAT IT COULD BE DONE

6 WHY DID THE CHEWING GUM CROSS THE ROAD
BECAUSE IT WAS STUCK TO THE CHICKEN'S FOOT