1 TWO HENS WERE PECKING AROUND THE CHICKEN YARD WHEN SUDENNLY A SOFTBALL SAILED OVER THE FENBCE AND LANDED JUST INCHES FROM THEM ONE HEN TURNED TO THE OTHER AND SAID DO YOU SEE THAT LOOK AT THE ONES THEY'RE TURNING OUT NEXT DOOR
2 WHAT HAS FEATHERS AND WRITES \
A BALLPOINT HEN
3 LARRY HAD NJEVER COOKED A DAY IN HIS LIFE BUT THOUGHT HE'D LIKE TO SURPRISE HIS WIFE WITH A SPECIAL DINNER ON HER BIRTHDAY HE WENT OUT TO THE BARN SELECTED A CHICKEN PLUCKED IT AND POPPED IT INTO THE OVEN AN HOUR LATER HE DISCOVERED HE HADN'T TURNED THE OVEN AS HE OPENED THE DOOR THE CHICKEN SAT UP AND SAID LOOK MISTER CAN YOU EITHER TURN ON THE HEAT OR GIVE ME BACL MY FEATHER
4 WHY WAS THE CHICKEN TEAM SO BAD AT BASEBALL
THEY KEPT GETTING FOWL BALLS
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