Saturday, January 30, 2010

JOKES

1 WHAT DOES THE LION SAY TO HIS FRIENDS BEFORE THEY GO OUT HUNTING FOR FOOD
LET US PREY

2 WHAT IS A LION'S FAVORITE FOOD
BAKED BEINGS

3 WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE LION ATE THE COMEDIAN

4 HOW DOES A LION GREET OTHERS ANIMALS IN THE FIELD
PLEASE TO EAT YOU

5 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN A TIGER AND A LION
A TIGER HAS THE MANE PART MISSING

6 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LEOPARD THAT TOOK A BATH THREE TIMES A DAY
AFTER A WEEK HE WAS SPOTLESS

7 ON WHICH DAY DO LIONS EAT PEOPLE
CHEWSDAY

8 WHAT HAPPEND WHEN A LION RUNS INTO AN EXPRESS TRAIN AT THE STATION
IT'S THE END OF THE LION

9 HOW DOES A LEOPARD CHANGE ITS SPOTS
WHEN IT GETS TIRED OF ONE SPOT IT JUST MOVES TO ANOTHER

10 WHAT DO YOU CALL A LION THAT HAS EATEN YOUR MOTHER'S SISTER
AN AUNT EATER

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