JOKES

1 WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CAT AND A COMMA
ONE HAS THE PAWS BEFORE THE CLAUSE AND TH OTHER HAS THE CLAWS BEFORE THE PAUSE

2 WHY WAS THE CAT AFRAID OF THE TREE
HE DIDN'T LIKE ITS BARK

3 IF TEN CATS ARE OUT ON A BOAT AND ONE JUMP OFF HOW MANY ARE LEFT
NONE THEY'RE ALL COPYCATS

4 WHY WAS CAT SO SMALL
BECAUSE IT ONLY ATE CONDENSED MILK

5 A FAMOUS ART COLLECTOR WAS STROOLING THROUGH THE CITY WHEN HE NOTICED A MANGY CAT DRINKING MILK FROM A SAUCER IN THE DOORWAY OF A STORE HE DID A DOUBLE TAKE AS HE OBSERVED THAT THE SAUCER WAS QUITE RARE AND VERY VALUABLE HE WALKED CASUALLY INTO THE STORE AND OFFERED TO BUY THE CAT TWO DOLLARS THE STORE OWNER I'M SORRY BUT THE CAT IS NOT FOR SALE THE COLLECTOR PERSISTED SAYING PLEASE I NEED A HUNGRY CAT AROUND THE HOUSE TO CATCH MICE I'LL PAY YOU TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS FOR THE CAT THE OWNER SAID SOLD AND HANDED OVER THE CAT THE COLLECTOR CONTINUED FOR THE TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS COULD YOU THROW IN THE SAUCER TOO I'M SURE THE CAT IS USED TO IT AND I WON'T HAVE TO PURCHASED A DISH FOR HER THE OWNER REPLIED SORRY PAL BUT THAT IS MY LUCKY SAUCER SO FAR THIS WEEK I'VE SOLD FIFTY NINE CATS