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1. ONE DAY A MAN WAS DRIVING DOWN A COUNTRY ROAD AT ABOUT THIRTY MILES PER HOUR WHEN HE NOTICED THAT THERE WAS A THREE LEGGED CHCIKEN RUNNING ALONG BESIDE HIS CAR HE STEPPED HE STEPPED ON THE ACCELERATOR BUT AT FIFTY MILES PER HOUR THE CHICKEN WAS STILL KEEPING UP WITH THE CAR AFTER ABOUT A MILE THE CHICKEN RAN UP A FARM LANE AND INTO A BARN BEHIND AN OLD FARM HOUSE THE MAN WAS SO AMAZED BY WHAT HW HAD SEEN HE TURNED AROUND AND DROVE UP THE FARM LANE HE KNOCKED AT THE DOOR AND WHEN THE FARMER ANSWERED HE TOLD HIM WHAT HE HAD JUST SEEN THE FARMER SAID THAT HE KNEW ABOUT THAT CHCIKEN AS A MATTER OF FACT THE FARMER SAID THAT HIS SON WAS A GENNNNETICIST HE HAD DEVELOPED THIS BREED OF CHICKEN BECAUSE THE THREE OF THEM EACH LIKE A DRUMSTICK WHEN THEY HAD CHICKEN AND THIS WAY THEY'D PNLY HAVE TO KILL ONE CHCIKEN THE MAN SAID THAT'S THE MOST INCREDIBLE STORY I HAVE EVERY HEARD SO HOW DO THEY TASTE THE FARMER ANSWERED I DON'T KNOW WE CAN'T CATCH THEM

2 WHY DID MOZART SELL HIS CHICKENS
THEY KEPT SAYING BACH BACH BACH