JOKES

1 RON WENT INTO A DRUGSTORE AND PURCHASED A BOX OF MOTHBALLS THE NEXT DAY HE RETURNED AND BOUGHT A SECOND BOX WHEN HE CAME BACK THE THIRD DAY THE CLERK WAS QUITE CURIOUS AND HE COMMENTED YOU SURE MUST HAVE LOTS OF MOTHS IN YOUR HOUSE YES I DO ADMITTED RON AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I'VE BEEN THROWING THESE BALLS AT THEM FOR TWO DAYS AN I HAVEN'T BENN ABLE TO HIT A SINGLE ONE

2 ARE CATERPILLARS GOOD TO EAT ASKED A LITTLE BOY AT THE DINNER TABLE NO SAID HIS FATHER WHY WOULD YOU ASKED A QUESTION LIKE THAT WELL THEERE WAS ONE IN YOUR SALAD BUT IT'S GONE NOW

3 CUSTOMER WAITER THERE'S A FLY IN MY SOUP WAITER YOU'RE MISTAKEN SIR THAT';S THE BUTTERFLY

4 WHY DID THE FLY FLY
BECAUSE THE SPIDER SPIED HER

5 WHAT IS THE INSECT'S FAVORITE GAME
CRICKET