jokes

1 WHY WOULDN'T THE DUCK GO TO THE DUCK DOCTOR
BECAUSE HE WAS A QUACK

2 WHY DO BIRDS FLY SOUTH FOR THE WINTER
BECAUSE IT'S TOO FAR TOO WALK

3 HOW MANY PENGUINS DOES IT TAKE TO FLY AN AIRPLANE
NONE PENGUINS CAN'T FLY

4 WHICH BIRD IS ALWAYS OUT OF BREATH
A PUFFIN

5 WHAT DO YOU CALL A PENGUIN IN THE DESERT
LOST

6 WHAT KIND OF BIRD DOES CONSTRUCTION WORK
THE CRANE

7 FRED SOMEONE SAID YOU LOOK LIKE A OWL MEG WHO FRED YOU SOUND LIKE ONE TOO

8 WHAT DO YOU CALL A SEAGULL WHEN IT FLIES OVER THE BAY
A BAGEL

9 THE MANAGER OF A LARGE CITY ZOO WAS COMPOSING A LETTER TO ORDER A PAIR OF ANIMALS HE SAT AT HIS COMPUTER AND TYPED I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER TWO MONOGOOSES TO BE DELIEVERED AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVIENCE HE STARED AT THE SCREEN FOCUSING ON THE ODD LOOKING WORD MONGOOSES THEN HE DELETED THE WORD AND ADDEND ANOTHER SO THAT THE SENTENCE NOW READ I WOULD LIKE TO PLACE A ORDER FOR TWO MONGEESE TO BE DELIEVERED AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE ONCE MORE HE STARED AT THE SCREEN THIS TIME ANALYZING THE NEW WORD WHICH SEEMED JUST AS STRANGE AS THE ORIGINAL ONE FINALLY HE DELETED THE WHOLE SENTENCE AND STARTED ALL OVER EVERYONE KNOWS NO ZOO SHOULD BE WITHOUT A MONGOOSE HE TYPED PLEASED SEND TWO OF THEM

10 WHAT DOES A EDUCATED OWL SAY
WHOM