JOKES

1 WHAT IS THE CAT'S FAVORITE KIND OF COMPUTER
A LAPTOP

2 WHAT DO YOU CALL A N OVERWEIGHT CAT
A FLABBY TABBY

3 WHEN CARL WENT AWAY ON VACATION HIS BROTHER BEN PROMISED TO TAKE CARE OF HIS CAT THE NEXT DAY CARL CALLED BEN TO SEE HOW HIS ANIMAL IS DOING YOUR CAT IS DEAD SAID BEN MATTER OF FACTLY DEAD SAID THE STUNNED CARL WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME LIKE THAT HOW SHOULD I HAVE TOLD YOU ASKED BEN WELL SAID CARL THE FIRST TIME I CALLED YOU COULD HAVE BROKEN IT TO ME GENTLY YOU COULD HAVE SAID MY CAT WAS ON THE ROOF BUT THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WAS GETTING HER DOWN THE SECOND TIME I CALLED YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME THE CAT FELL OUT OF THE FIREMAN'S ARMS AND BROKE ITS NECK THE THIRD TIME I CALLED YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT THE VET HAS DID EVERYTHING HE COULD BUT FLUFFY STILL PASSED AWAY THAT WAY IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO HARD ON ME I'M SORRY SAID BEN THAT'S ALL RIGHT BY THE WAY HOW'S MOTHER SHE'S UP ON THE ROOF BUT THE FIRE DEPARTMENT IS GETTING HER DOWN

4 WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT THAT GETS THROWN IN THE DRYER AND IS NEVER FOUND AGAIN
SOCJKS

5 WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN Y OU PUT A KITTEN IN A XEROX MACHINE A COPYCAT

6 WHAT DO CATS DRINK ON HOT SUMMER AFTERNOONS
MICE TEA

7 WHY DID THE CAT FAMILY MOVE NEXT DOOR TO THE MOUSE FAMILY
SO THEY COULD HAVE THE NEIGHBORS OVER FOR DINNER

8 WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT THAT SINGS LIKE PAVORITI
A MEWISCAL