JOKES

1. WHY WAS THE CEN TIPEDE DROPPED FROM THE INSECT FOOTBALL TEAM
HE TOOK TO LONG TO PUT HIS BOOTS ON

2 WHAT IS GREEN AND CAN JUMP A MILE A MINUTE
A GRASSHOPPER WITH HICCUPS

3 WHY DIDN'T THE FLY GO NEAR THE COMPUTER
BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID HE WOULD GET CAUGHT IN THE WEB

4 THE FURIOUS CUSTOMER CALL THE WAITRESS OVER TO HIS TABLE AND DEMANDED TO KNOW WHAT WAS IN HIS SOUP SHE LOOKED AND SHYLY SAID I'LL HAVE TO CALL THE BOSS I DON'T KNOW ONE INSECT FROM ANOTHER

5 WHAT DO YOU CALL A NERVOUS INSECT
JITTERBUG

6 TWO CATTERPILLARS WERE CRAWLING ALONG A TWIG WHEN A BUTTERFLY FLEW BY YOU KNOW SAID ONE CATTERPILLAR TO THE OTHER YOU WOULD NEVER CATCH ME UP IN ONE OF THOSE THINGS

7 WHAT GOES SNAP CRACKLE POP
A FIREFLY WITH A SHORT CIRCUIT

8 WHY DID THE MAN THROW OUT HIS BUTTERED TOAST
TO WATCH THE BUTTER FLY

9 A CRICKET WALKED INTO A LONDON SPORTING GOODS STORE HEY SAID THE CLERK SHOCKED TO SEE AN INSECT WITH AN INTEREST IN SPORTS WE HAVE A GAME NAMED AFTER YOU REALLY SAID THE CRICKET YOU HAVE A GAME CALLED CHARLES

10 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAT THAT SWALLOWED A BALL OF WOOL
IT HAD MITTENS