JOKES

1. TWO ROBBINSW WERE SITTING IN A TREE I'M REALLY HUNGRY SAID THE FIRST ONE ME TOO SAID THE SECOND LET'S FLY DOWN AND FIND SOME LUNCH THEY FLEW TO THE GROUND AND FOUND A NICE PLOT OF PLOWED GROUND FULL OF WORMS THEY ATE AND ATE UNTIL THEY COULDN'T EAT ANY MORE I'M SO FULL I DON'T THINK I COULD FLY BACK UP TO THE TREE SAID THE FIRST ONE ME EITHER LET'S JUST LIE HERE AND BASK IN THE WARM SUN SAID THE SECOND OKAY SAID THE FIRST THEY PLOPPED DOWN BASKING IN THE SUN NO SOONER HAD THEY FALLEN ASLEEP THEN A BIG FAT TOMCAT SNUCK UP AND GOBBLED THEM UP AS HE SAT LICKING HIS PAWS AFTER HIS MEAL HE THOUGH I LOVE BASKIN' ROBINS

2 A LITTLE HATCHING FELL OUT OF ITS NEST AND WENT CRASHING THROUGH THE BRANCHES OF THE ELM TREE TOWARD THE GROUND ARE YOU ALRIGHT CALLED A ROBIN AS THE CHICK WENT HURTLING PAST ITS PERCH SO FAR SAID THE LITTLE BIRD

3 HOW DID THE EXHAUSTED SPARROW LAND SAFELY
BY SPARRPWCHUTE

4 WHAT DO DUCKS LIKE ON TELEVISON
DUCKUMENTARIES

5 WHAT IS THE MOST COMMON ILLNESS IN BIRDS
FLU

6 WHAT BIRDS SPEND ALL THEIR TIME ON THEIR KNEES
BIRDS OF PREY

7 WHERE DO BIRDS INVEST THEIR MONEY
IN THE STORK MARKET

8 DID YOU HEAR THE STORY ABOUT THE PEACOCK THAT CROSS THE ROAD
IT IS A COLOURFUL TAIL

9 WHY DID THE FIREFLY DO WELL ON THE TEST
BECAUSE IT WAS VERY BRIGHT

10 TEACHER IF THEIR ARE A DOZEN FLIES ON THE TABLE AND YOU SWAT ONE HOW MANY ARE LEFT STUDENT UH JUST THE DEAD ONE