1 Did you hear about the blonde who asked for an aisle seat on the airplane? She didn't want her hair to get messed up sitting by the window.
2 While making plans with a travel agent for a trip to Europe, the blonde asked, "Can you see England from Canada?""No," replied the travel agent, a bit stunned."But they look so close on the map."
3 A blonde was planning a trip to Hawaii. After getting the details about a package deal, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California, and then take the train to Hawaii?"
4 A blonde called the airlines to make a reservation to Capetown. As the ticket agent started to explain the details of the trip - length of the flight, passport information, etc. - the blonde interrupted him and said, "I don't want to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts."Without having to try to make the blonde look stupid, the ticket
agent said, "Capetown is in South Africa. Cape Cod is in Massachusetts."
5 The blonde called her travel agent, furious about the hotel reservations she had gotten for her trip to Orlando. "What is the problem?" asked the travel agent."I specifically told you I wanted a room with an ocean view."The travel agent tried to explain to her that Orlando is in the middle of the state."Don't lie to me," she said. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state.