1 The blonde called to make a reservation. She told the agent she wanted to fly to Rhino, New York. The agent, not knowing of a town called Rhino, asked if she was sure that was the name of the place. The blonde insisted, so the agent searched through every air port code in the country. "I'm sorry, ma'am. I can't find a Rhino anywhere," he said."Don't be silly. It's a big city. Everyone knows where it is. Look at your map," said the blonde.The agent did and came back to the phone. "Ma'am," he said, "Could it be Buffalo?""Whatever," she said, "I knew it was some big animal.
2 Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test?A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.