JOKES

1. WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A GRIZZLY BEAR AND A HARP

A BEAR FACED LYRE



2 TWO CAMPERS ARE HIKING IN THE WOODS WHEN SUDDENLY A BEAR STARTS CHASING THEM BOTH CAMPERS START RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES WHEN ONE OF THEM STOPS AND STARTS TO PUT ON HIS RUNNING SHOES HIS BUDDY SAYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CAN OUT RUN A BEAR HIS FRIEND REPLIES I DON'T HAVE TO OUTTRUN THE BEAR I ONLY HAVE TO OUT RUN YOU



3 WHAT KIND OF BEE IS ALWAYS DROPPING THE FOOTBALL

A FUMBLE BEE



4 WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE THAT HUMS VERY QUIETLY

A MUMBLEBEE



5 WHY DO BEES HUM

BECAUSE THEY CAN'T REMEMBER THE WORDS



6 WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR A BUNCH OF BEES

A GOOD REPORT CARD



7 HOW DOES A BEE GET TO SCHOOL

IT TAKES THE BUZZ



8 WHAT DO BEE DO WITH HONEY THEY MAKE

CELL IT



9 WHAT GOES ZZUB ZZUB ZZUB

A BEE FLYING BACKWARDS

1o WHAT DO BEES DO IF THEY WANT TO USE PUBLIC TRANSPORT
THEY WAIT AT A BUZZ STOP

11 WHT DOES A BEE GET AT MCDONALDS
A HUMBUGER

12 WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A BEE WITH A DOORBELL
A HUM DINGER

13 GARY SHOW OFF HIS SINGING PARROT TO HIS FRIEND KEN IF YOU PULL HIS RIGHT LEG HE'LL SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAID GARY IF YO PULL HIS LEFT LEG HE'LL SING THE STARBANGLED BANNER WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU PULL BOTH LEGS KEN SAID SQUAK SAID THE PARROT I FALL OF THE PERCH

14 A WOMAN WENT TO THE PET SHOP TO BUY A PARROT WHEN SHE PICKED OUT A RARE BREED THE OWNER CONGRATULTED HER ON HER CHOICE IF YOU LIKE I COULD SEND YOU THE BILL AT THE END OF THE MONTH SAID THE PETSHOP OWNER NO THANKS SAID THE WOMAN I LIKE TO TAKE THE WHOLE BIRD TODAY