JOKES

1. A YOUNG MAGICIAN STARTED TO WORK ON A CRUISE SHIP WITH HIS PET PARROT THE PARRROT WOULD ALWAYS STEAL HIS ACT BY SAYING THINGS LIKE THE CARD WAS UP HIS SLEEVE OR THE DOVE WAS IN HIS POCKET ONE DAY THE SHIP SANK AND THE MAGICIAN AND THE PARROT FOUND THEMSELVES ADRIFT ALONE ON A LIFEBOAT FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS THEY JUST SAT THERE LOOKING AT THE EACH OTHER FINALLY THE PARROT BROKE THE SILENCE AND SAID OKAY I GIVE UP WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE SHIP

2 WHAT IS A OWL'S FAVORITE MYSTERY
A WHOO DUNIT

3 HOW TO BABY BIRDS LEARN TO FLY
THEY WING IT

4 WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU PUT FIVE DUCKS IN A BOX
A BOX OF QUAKERS

5 WHAT SHOULD YOU DO WHEN SOMEONE THROWS A GOOSE AT YOU
DUCK

6 WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN SOMEONE THROW A DUCK AT A DUCK
DUCK DUCK

7 WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN SOMEONE THROWS A GOOSE AT A DUCK
DUCK DUCK GOOSE

8 SHOW ME AN OWL WITH LARYNGITIS ANBD I'LL GIVE YOU A BIRD THAT DOSEN'T GIVE A HOOT

9 WHY DID THE STORK STAND ON ONE LEG
BECAUSE IF HE LIFTED THE OTHER LEG HE'D FALL

10 TWO VULTRES WERE IN THE DESERT EATING A DEAD CLOWN THE FIRST THINK ASKS THE SECOND VULTURE DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU