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A DUCK WADDLED INTO A COUNTRY GROCERY STORE AND ASKED THE CLERK DO YOU SELL DUCK FOOD HERE OF COURSE NOT REPLIED THE CLERK WE SELL GROCERIES TO PEOPLE NOT DUCKS THE NEXT DAY THE DUCK RETURN AND ASKED THE CLERK DO YOU SELL DUCK FOOD ANNOYED THE CLERK SNAPPED NO NO DUCK FOOD WHEN THE DUCK RETURNED THE NEXT DAY AND POSED THE SAME QUESTION THE CLERK TOLD HIM