JOKES

1. WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW THAT HAS JUST GIVEN BIRTH
DECAFINATED

2 WHAT DO YOU CALL A SLEEPING BULL
A BULL DOZER

3 WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW
SPOILED MILK

4 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COW THAT SURIVED THE EARTHQUAKE
SHE BECAME A MILKSHAKE

5 CITY SLICKER WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS RANCH RANCHER WHY IT'S THE DOUBLE D CROOKED T BAR CIRCLE M CITY SLICKER IT'S KIND OF HARD TO REMEMBER ALL THAT ISN'T IT RANCHER I S'POSE SO CITY SLICKER SO WHERE ARE ALL THE COWS RANCHER CAN'T KEEP ANY ONE LOOK AT THAT BRANDING IRON AND THEY'RE GONE

6 WHAT IS THE COW'S FAVORITE FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT
THE MOOVIES

7 WHY DO COWS WEAR BELLS
BECAUSE THEIR HORNS DON'T WOR

8 A STRANGER FRANTICALLY RAN UP TO A FARM HOUSE DOOR HE POUNDED HIS FIST AND WHEN THE FARMER CAME TO THE DOOR THE MAN DEMANDED WHERE'S THE NEAREST RAILROAD STATION AND WHAT TIME IS THE NEXT TRAIN INTO THE CITY THE FARMER THOUGHT FOR A MINUTE CUT THROUGH MY BACK HAYFIELD AND YOU OUGHT TO REACH THE CROSS ROADS STATION IN TIME FOR THE 5 40 BUT IF MY BULL SPOTS YOU I EXPECT YOU'LL MAKE THE 515

9 WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH A TWITCH
BEEF JERKY