JOKES

1. TWO FARMERS MEET ON A DUSTY COUNTRY ROAD ONE OF THE IS CARRYING A BAG LABELED CHICKEN CHICKEN HUH SAYS ONE FARMER HOW 'BOUT THIS IF I GUESS HOW MANY CHICKENS YOU GOT WILL YOU GIVE ME ONE OF THEM HEY SAYS THE GUY WITH THE BAG IF YOU GUESS RIGHT I'LL GIVE YOU BOTH OF 'EM THE OTHER SCRATCHES HIS HEAD AND GUESSES UM FOUR

2 WHY DID THE ROMAN CHCKEN CROSS THE ROAD
BECAUSE SHE WAS AFRAID SOMEONE WOULD CAESAR

3 WHAT GOES PECK BANG PECK BANG PECK BANG
A BUNCH OF CHICKENS IN A FIELD OF BALLOONS

4 WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU FEED GUN POWDER TO A CHICKEN
AN EGGSPLOSION

5 WHY DID THE COWS FAIL THE TEST
THEY COPIED OFF EACH UDDER

6 A CITY MAN NAMED SMITH WAS DRIVING THROUGH THE COUNTRY SIDE WHEN HIS CAR SUDDENLY SPUTTERED AND COASTED TO A STOP I HAVE PLENTY OF GAS HE THOUGHT SO IT MUST BE THE ENGINE HE LIFTED THE HOOD UP AND TINKERED WITH THIS AND THAT BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT THE SOURCE OF THE PROBLEM THE TROUBLE IS WITH THE CARBURETOR A DEEP VOICE BEHIND HIM SAID BUT WHEN HE TURNED ALL HE COULD SEE WAS A BULL DID UM DID YOU SAY SOMETHING SMITH ASKED YES THE BULL REPLIED I SAID THE TROUBLE IS WITH THE CARBURETOR THEN HE WALKED TOWARD THE CAR AND PEERED UNDER THE HOOD MEANWHILE THE MAN TOOK OFF LIKE A SHOT FOR A FARMHOUSE DOWN THE ROAD WHERE HE TOLD THE FARMER WHAT HAD HAPPENED IS THIS A BIG BULL WITH FLOPPY RIGHT EAR THE FARMER ASK YES THAT'S THE ONE WELL I WOULDN'T PAY MUCH ATTENTION TO HIM IF I WERE YOU THE FARMER SAID THAT BULL HE DOESEN'T KNOW AS MUCH ABOUT AS CARS AS HE THINKS HE DOES

7 HOW DID THE FARMER'S WIFE KEEP TRACK OF THEIR FARM'S STEER POPULATION
SHE USE CATTLE LOGS

8 WHAT DO YOU CALL CATTLE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
LAUGHING STOCK

9 WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW THAT EATS GRASS
LAWN MOOER

10 WHAT DO YOU CALL A CALF AFTER IT'S ONE YEAR'S OLD
TWO YEARS OLD