more jokes

1. where do polar bears like to vacation
brrrr muda

2 what time is it when five grizzly bears are chasing you
five after one

3 what do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth
a gummy bear

4 how do bears walk around
with bear feet

5 bob i thought you were going bear hunting bill i was but i only made as far as the highway bob what happen well bill i saw a road sign that said bear left so i came home

6 hunter 1 look here some bear tracks hunter 2 great i'll go sw where he came from and you go see where he went

7 what a bear's favorite drink
koka kola

8 two men went out to hunt bear on opening morning a light snow fell and one stay in the cabin while the other one went hunting he soon found a huge grizzly shot at it but merely wounded it the infuriated bear charged toward him he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could he ran fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with everystep just as he reached the open cabin door he tripped and fell too close behind him to stop the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin the man jumped up closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside you skin this one and i'll go get another one

9 what do you call a bear that whines
whiny the pooh