jokes

1. what do you call a sick alligator
an illigator

2 what do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower
i don't know but i'm not going to smell it

3 there once was a lazy alligator that roamed the banks of the river whenever a boat pass him those on board would be sure to keep their hands inside the vessel because it was known that he was always looking for a hand out

4 what do you get if you cross a snowman with an alligator
frost bite

5 once there was a millonaire who had a collection of alligators he kept them in the pool behind his mansion the millonaire also had a very beautiful daughter who was single one day he decided to throw a huge party and during the course of the party he announced ladies and gentlemen i have a propostion for every man here i will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool of alligators and emerged alive as soon as he finished there was a large splash there was one man in the pool swimming with all his might and screaming in fear the crowd cheered him on as he kept sprinting through the water finally he he jumped out on the other side with only a torn shirt and several minor injuries the milllonaire was awestruck he said sir that was amazing i didn't think it could be done but i must keep my end of the bargain do you want my daughter r the millions dollars the guy answer i don't want you money or your daugher i just want the person who pushed me into the water


6 where do ants go on vacation
frants

7 what do you call a 100 year old ant
an antique

8 teacher boys and girls there is a wonderful example in the life of the ant everydaya the ant goes work and works all day long every day the ant is busy and in the end what happens
john some one steps on him

9 what kind of ant is good at math
an accountant

10 a golfing duffer cringed when his drive landed in a anthill chosing a sand wedge he postioned himself and swung at the half burried ball sand and ants flew the ball hadn't moved again the novice braced and swung again the anthill was devasted but the bal lay unmoved among the panic ant stricken colony one ant yelled to his friend come on that big white ball seems to a pretty safle place